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We absolutely insist on enjoying life. ...

So we think cheerfulness and laughter make for usefulness. Outsiders are sometimes shocked when we burst into merriment over a seemingly tragic experience out of the past. But why shouldn't we laugh? We have recovered, and have been given the power to help others.*

A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking." The man says, "I am in the process of quitting. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one." "What's phase one?" asked his friend. "I've quit buying."

Smoking Dog

Top Twelve Reasons You Might Want to Keep Coming Back to Nicotine Anonymous
(Of Course It Has to Be 12, Not 10, Right?)
12. If you think a smoke must follow meals, and sex, yet you smoke a half a pack a day or more, you might want to keep coming back.
11. If when you have a cold, you switch to menthol, you might want to keep coming back.
10. If you have perfected the art of smoking, in the shower, you might want to keep coming back.
9. If the lighter you get for Christmas lasts all year, because you chain smoke and only use it twice a day, you might want to keep coming back.
8. If your clothes have more burn holes than button holes, you might want to keep coming back.
7. If your pets all have smoker's cough, you might want to keep coming back.
6. If your back seat starts to smolder and fill with smoke, but you're not that concerned, you might want to keep coming back.
5. If you put your ashtray on your bare belly so a dropped cigarette might wake you up, you might want to keep coming back.
4. If your doctor computes your "Pack Years" and finds you should already be dead, you might want to keep coming back.
3. If when you smoke you want another one immediately, you might want to keep coming back.
2. If you have ever quit, forever, again, and again, and again, you might want to keep coming back.
1. If you have thought even once while reading this, that "I am not that bad," you might want to keep coming back.

Woman who called 911 to have cigarettes delivered was arrested for 911 abuse.

According to Associated Press, a Texas woman wanted to make sheriff's deputies the butt of a joke, but she picked the wrong audience when she called 911 to have cigarettes delivered to her home. A Hood County sheriff's deputy said the woman was "very intoxicated" when she requested the special delivery on Feb. 11. Two deputies responded to her call, but arrested her for a misdemeanor count of abuse of 911. She was later released from jail on a $1,000 bond. The woman thought it would be amusing to call 911 to place her order. She may want to visit either Joker's or Nicotine Anonymous.

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* Copyright 1939, 1955, 1976, 2001 by Alcoholics Anonymous World Services, Inc. Use of these quotes from Alcoholics Anonymous, Fourth Edition, page 132, does not mean that AA is affiliated with this program. AA is a program of recovery from alcoholism - use of AA literature in connection with programs and activities which are patterned after AA, but which address other problems, does not imply otherwise.

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